Some guy in Russia went to the doctor and they found a little fir tree growing in his lung. Would this be the first creature born to a male animal?
Susan came and told me this, and we were both filled with a feeling of reverence. I would honored if a tree would grow in me. However, it sounds like it was rather painful; I would probably pick some other place to grow it.
For added fun: this news story actually has a list of 5 related articles. Um, this news story is not related to any other news story that has ever been.